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How Penis-gate Starring Orlando Bloom, taught the average man to be thankful

It’s almost one year since a collection of photos of Orlando Bloom on vacation with Katy Perry in Italy went viral. The reason they garnered such global attention? Bloom was nonchalantly paddle boarding with his penis on display for all to see.

A lot has happened in the meantime. For starters, Bloom and Perry have split up, although we are assured that it wasn’t because of the Hollywood actor’s penis size.
The image of Bloom kneeling on a board behind his former partner and letting it all hang out struck a chord with the average man. Why? Because he wasn’t exactly huge.

When perception is tackled by reality

Most men aren’t huge either, but there is a perception that those in the public eye have a bit more to boast about. 
Don’t get us wrong, Bloom is a fine specimen of a man, who boasts a chiselled frame. However, his penis size was merely average and that was heartwarming for men everywhere.
 
Orlando Bloom Penis picture
 
Initially, pixelated images emerged with a long, slender shadow running down his leg. This gave the impression that he boasted a much bigger penis than is actually the case. However, the full unedited version of the photos soon emerged online.

He probably should have seen it all coming

Bloom has since stated that because he was holidaying in a secluded area he didn’t feel the need to worry about the paparazzi. That was an amateur error for a person who has been in the public eye for almost half of his life.

Bloom now begins most interviews with a warning to journalists that he is not willing to talk about matters relating to his penis. That’s fair enough; it’s his business, even if he doesn’t mind flaunting it from time to time.

As the one-year anniversary of ‘Penis-gate’ approaches, average-sized (and smaller) men the world over should be thanking Bloom for making them feel just a little bit better about themselves.

However, if Orlando’s appearance in his birthday suit didn’t make you feel any better about yourself, there are solutions. Contact us at Moorgate Aesthetics today to talk to our qualified and experienced team about penis enlargement surgery and non-surgical penis enlargement procedures.

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4 (allegedly) well-endowed celebrity men

4 (allegedly) well-endowed celebrity men

Celebrities are simply envy-inducing by nature. Whether it’s their flashy lifestyles or cushy jobs, it can often seem like they’ve managed to attain it all.

4 (allegedly) well-endowed celebrity men

Therefore, it adds insult to injury that some famous men have allegedly been dealt a particularly good hand when it comes to the size of their manhood. In turn, it’s really no surprise that more and more people are turning to penis enlargement given that they aspire towards being amongst the rich and the famous.

With this in mind, here are four celebrities that the surgery can help patients match up to if what we’ve heard if anything to go by.

Ashton Kutcher

Mila Kunis used some rather imaginative imagery when talking about husband Ashton Kutcher’s manhood during an episode of The Late Late Show with James Corden in 2016. ‘[It’s] like a Guinness’ she said when asked to compare it to something.

Justin Bieber

Pop sensation Justin Bieber was caught with his trousers down while skinny dipping in Bora Bora in 2015. While the pictures quickly spread across social media, Justin’s dad Jeremy set the scene for those who were yet to see the images circling the web. He tweeted: “@justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #prouddaddy.”

Ewan McGregor

Ewan McGregor has previously flaunted his manhood on screen on several occasions. According to fellow actor Colin Farrell, Ewan is rather modest about being so well-endowed. In 2015, Colin revealed: “I don’t think Ewan is as proud of his penis as most men who are as well hung would – or should – or could be.”

Michael Fassbender

Michael Fassenbender stripped off for his role in the 2012 movie ‘Shame’. For those who haven’t the explicit scenes, actress Charlize Theron would paint a picture of them during a gala in Los Angeles that same year. She quipped: “Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it anytime.”

Follow in their footsteps

There’s no need to worry if your manhood doesn’t hold a candle to these men. Instead, you can improve the size of your member with penis enlargement surgery. The popular procedure is available at Moorgate Aesthetics, so get in touch today if you’re interested in making a change.

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